welcome to episode #2 of where’s waldo.  

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this one is a little hard to see, the the orange thing in the left center of the picture is a emergency flotation device.  it is attached to a “no swimming or diving” sign, located directly next to a WATER FEATURE.  like 6 inches deep.  no lie.

sorry for inconvenient

this is the sign i promised last time.  “sorry for inconvenient”.  nice.  it is pretty much indicative of signs across all of dubai.  i think they just use a computer translator and don’t think twice about checking the grammar.  

street sweeper

here is the dubai government at its finest.  this is 9 am in downtown dubai, riding down the road.  this is a street sweeper that is not only running in the middle of morning rush hour, but also running a red light and making more of a mess than was there before.  after all, without people hired to make messes and cause traffic jams, where would the jobs to clean up and correct traffic come from?
half-sign

here is half of a very informative sign across sheikh zayed road.  yes, half.

 

tune in next time, folks, for another entertaining episode of where’s waldo!

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