to avoid future confusion, as seen in the previous blog, please proceed to identify yourself with the following information:


first name

last name

mother’s maiden name

last four digits of your social security number

driver’s license number

a key to your mailbox

a letter from your employer stating that they are indeed a company

a letter from your employer stating that you do indeed work for them

a letter from your employer stating that you are indeed worthy of writing an email

a copy of all of your degrees/diplomas/certificates/awards/anything else you own in paper form

…and… a letter from your governor stating that your house is within state boundaries.


(at least thats what dubai would want)


no, really, first and last names please.  to avoid any more “mommy mishaps”.


thank you and have a pleasant flight.

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